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Adult: Would you rather?

Would you rather… orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?
Every ten seconds. Fun all the time

Would you rather… have breast implants made of Nerf OR Play-Doh?
Play-Doh.

Would you rather… see in ColecoVision graphic quality when having sex OR have to use clinical terms during dirty talk?
(For example, “Penetrate that vagina!”; “Lick that mons pubis!”; “Ram that glans against the epidermis of the uvula!”)
Lol, those dirty terms would be hot.

Would you rather… have to have sex in the same position every night OR have to have sex in a different position every night (you can never repeat)?
Different. It can be ten shades of kinky.

Would you rather… have sex with The Tin Man OR The Scarecrow?
The Tin Man. At least he wouldn't be a dead fuck.

Would you rather… your only means of birth control be gum OR an English muffin?
What? Err... gum is good...

Would you rather… have an invisible penis OR a penis that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the Incredible Hulk every time you get aroused?
LMFAO GREEN HULK PENIS.

Would you rather… vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?
Experience all orgasms. I hate that fucking paper clip.

Would you rather… sleep on a bed of peanut butter OR next to a humidifier full of urine?
Peanut butter.

Would you rather… have your cell phone ring function set on “Airhorn” OR “Taser”?
Airhorn.

Would you rather… have sex with a “10” OR a “7” and a “3”?
10 10 10!

Would you rather… be able to simulate the voice of anybody OR simulate the hair?
Voice, lol.

Would you rather… have a permanent smile OR a permanent erection?
Erection lmao, it would be funny, and, eventually people would be used to it.

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